"He's A Killer !"

Says new signing Patrick Kluivert of his Newcastle teammate Alan Shearer.

Unfortunate turn of phrase. Kluivert killed an art critic in a car crash, for which he received community service. Like other Newcastle players, he has been the subject of police investigation over unproven allegations of rape.

If they can sign Lee 'Leg it' Hughes from my beloved Baggies the roads of Newcastle will be deserted on a Saturday night.